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What words of wisdom do you want to share with us, your EP family?
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Posted by Lushiro Dec 10th, 2012 at 3:18AM
Rules of life:
1. People come and go.
2. Life goes on.
3. Never change who you are.
4. Don't believe in stereotypes or society or words from politicians.
5. Always believe in the power of self-adjustment and change for the better.
6. Always be kind for someone else could be having life scrambled and not sunny side up.
7. If you've hurt someone or done damage of any measurement always apologize and forgive yourself afterwards.
8. Eat breakfast, don't skip out on it!
9. Hygiene keeps you clean, so do it daily!
10. Stay OFF the streets!
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Reply by Lushiro Dec 10th, 2012 at 4:10AM
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Reply by asianbeachgirl Dec 10th, 2012 at 8:18AM
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Posted by Paschar Dec 10th, 2012 at 11:42PM
Ashes to ashes , Dust to dust , If you don't use it , It's going to rust .
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Posted by cbk69 Dec 10th, 2012 at 1:29AM
Rule 1: Always be true to yourself.
Rule 2. Forever trust your very first instinct
Rule 3: Never conform for the sake of acceptance
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Reply by TheaRhyss Dec 10th, 2012 at 2:45AM
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Reply by TK91 Dec 10th, 2012 at 6:08AM
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Posted by weirdcolor Dec 10th, 2012 at 7:18AM
A grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt.
He said, "I feel as if I have two wolves fighting in my heart. One wolf is the vengeful, angry, violent one. The other wolf is the loving, compassionate one."
The grandson asked him, "Which wolf will win the fight in your heart?"
The grandfather answered: "The one I feed."
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Reply by SpringlesAndStars Dec 10th, 2012 at 11:48AM
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Reply by 151rby Dec 10th, 2012 at 4:23PM
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Posted by SupermanDC Dec 10th, 2012 at 12:49AM
Keep Cool, Calm, and Collected ... and dwell on the positives and not the negatives of life itself.
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Posted by Connifer Dec 10th, 2012 at 4:02AM
"Forgiveness is the fragrance a violet sheds on the heel that crushes it."
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Reply by akindheart Dec 10th, 2012 at 8:13AM
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Reply by emmi331 Dec 10th, 2012 at 3:26PM
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Posted by Trillmatic Dec 10th, 2012 at 1:12AM
"Well, I've learned one thing, family is the only thing that matters"
-my 94 year old granddad at the last Thanksgiving before he died
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Posted by TrackyDaks Dec 10th, 2012 at 12:34AM
What you say about others, says more about yourself.
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Posted by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Dec 10th, 2012 at 12:29AM
dont stand in dingo poopy.
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Reply by OnewithJC Dec 10th, 2012 at 1:01AM
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Posted by maxximiliann Dec 10th, 2012 at 8:47PM
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, 2. economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers.
3. Never lick a steak knife.
4. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
5. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
6. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
7. The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
9. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
10. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
11. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
15. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
16. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
17. After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
18. It is more important to have good health insurance than good health.
19. When choosing a bottle of wine to bring to a dinner party, spend between 10 and 15 dollars. That’s for a bottle, not a gallon.
20. People who live in glass houses are idiots.
21. Most important of all, never, EVER let a hippo sit on your lap.
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Posted by TheaRhyss Dec 10th, 2012 at 1:24AM
Everyone will eventually die, you'll die, i'll die.. we will all die... just not now.. we still need to be alive to have a life.. not to just exist..
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Posted by cpgnatly Dec 10th, 2012 at 8:02AM
There are only two things important to do in life. The first is to love the good of life and the second is to show it in how you treat life. This is the beginning and end of wisdom. All wise things are true to these two actions.
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Posted by lovelywings Dec 10th, 2012 at 1:08AM
Life doesn't get easier. You just get stronger.
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Posted by bunnyhound Dec 10th, 2012 at 12:29AM
quit your whining and deal with it like the rest of us.
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Posted by GaLyeLLow Dec 10th, 2012 at 2:59PM
a friend from EP told me this,
Zen Buddhist saying,
on the impermanence of things
and the principle of non-attachment to them:
"It's okay to have a favorite teacup. Just realize that it's already broken."
:))
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Posted by akindheart Dec 10th, 2012 at 6:36AM
the people on EP are very real. Act accordingly.
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Posted by KeepThisLoveAlive Dec 10th, 2012 at 5:15AM
Perhaps our eyes need to be washed out by the tears once in while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again
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Reply by simplekindofman Dec 15th, 2012 at 5:11PM
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Posted by Aspink Dec 10th, 2012 at 2:17AM
Live each day as it is ur last day on planet earth . And there is always two side of story so don't be judgmental live and let others live ,treat others as you like to be treated.
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Posted by girlcapitol Dec 10th, 2012 at 3:18PM
Every individual is a miracle and necessary to completing our whole Earth. Recognize this and help others fit comfortably into place no matter their shape and color.
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Posted by MilkLover412 Dec 10th, 2012 at 7:55PM
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
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