'Just kidding, spring semester has been postponed until fall semester...'

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Haha sounds great to me!

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"have another drink. no, you wont be hungover tomorrow"

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Another round for the lady!

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Would you like a one lump sum or lifetime weekly payments?

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What sunnykel said. <br />
In lieu of that, I'd like to have my mom call me and say that we would never ever have to worry about finances again, because she'd just won the lottery.

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"I have always loved you." Of course from a particular person.

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"Mom, I got another job!"

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Honey, I am hot with desire for you, please come to bed.

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I was wrong to leave you, would you have me back?

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You will pass organic chemistry with flying colors. In fact you might get a Nobel Prize!

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I love you, please be my wife.

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