Swift kicks in the giant *****?
Does it matter?
High five Summer!!
I would get them a card, that I made myself! It would say best of days, and have little cat drawings everywhere :3 (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ♡(・ω・)ノ
The names of a couple of good divorce lawyers.
Monogrammed towels ... KKK - W
one-way trip to a deserted island
I got them a rare Ming Dynasty vase
A big ole brass butt plug.
A really big mirror
Sterilization, oh wait too late.
A child called south