Can we hurry this up, my wife's waiting in the car outside
'i am in an open realtionship but my wife is not'
lol.. or the wife comes in
Even better, he bring the wife along to chaperone
"Aspirin really doesn't help clear up gonorrhea..., got any advice for me?"
I just got out of prison and a need a place to suit up!
Sure, go ahead and pull that trigger, I dare you. I double dog dare you. You haven't got the guts.
Do you hear an echo?
"You remind me of my last boyfriend."
wanna take this to the bathroom?
You sure you don't want the low calorie dressing?
I had one say that now he was never married because he didn't want kids and the women he dated he wanted kids. He also said he doesn't like kids and he told the women that sure they can have a kid, but then they should give it up for adoption. What???? The man would give his own child up for adoption??? Total turnoff!
You have a snot hanging. ;)
'want to see the dead heads in my frezzer?'
although I have said that but it was a joke and she knew it.
your paying for dinner.. right?