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What would be your classified ad?

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Well-maintained, economical and reliable chap with very low mileage. $5 O.B.O.
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Posted Aug 17th, 2009 at 4:26AM
*WARNING*, apply at your own risk!
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Posted Aug 17th, 2009 at 4:26AM
LOST: My weekend. Please return. No questions asked.
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Posted Aug 17th, 2009 at 4:26AM
For Sale:
200 quality breeding-cows...

and one gay bull.
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Posted Aug 17th, 2009 at 4:26AM
WANTED : any amount of Cash
please email for mailing address Azwethinkweiz0@aol.com
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Posted Aug 17th, 2009 at 4:26AM
old , well used , but still got plenty of life left in it, no guarantee`s, But will last with plenty of loving care.
All Offers considered
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Posted Aug 16th, 2009 at 11:47PM
In the escort section
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Posted Aug 16th, 2009 at 11:50PM
Vertically challenged...horizontally acheived ***** seeking adverturous crazy sexy man.


haha my ode to mandy..short and sexy baby!!
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Posted Aug 16th, 2009 at 11:51PM
Young photographer seeks rich man 50+ for 'shoots'.
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Posted Aug 17th, 2009 at 1:17AM
4' 5" 300 lb slightly retarded ( kinda look like tom cruise with down syndrome ) 44 yr old man... slightly bald, buck teeth, hairy back and ***, protruding forehead...wear's black horn rim glasses, neck brace and rubber boots. loves too cuddle, long walks on the beach and hung like a donkey. looking for any taker's....call me at(xxx)-xxx-xxxx...i'll be waiting ;P
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