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Tgilly Tgilly 51-55, F 10 Answers Dec 4, 2012 in Parenting & Family

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How about an over the hill hooker?

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i never considered it when i was young but don't knock the over the hills...often it's like good grog, it get
better with age.

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lawyer... a judge do not ask, a law enforcement officer do not question.

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but i'd look good in a wig....

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you would look foolish in a wig... your a lawyer still and that is seen as contempt for the court. Keep in session Tgilly *bang, bang*

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ok ok ok...i'd like good with the hammer in my hand..and glaring at you..YOU'RE CONTEMPT OF COURT Barlong.....

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I know ^_^
But your still a lawyer. O_o

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Damn..you make that sound like i have leprosy..

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:3

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I've given this some thought love and I think you'd make a fine lawyer!

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Thank you Legs...you may need me if you don't pull your skirt down ;p

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You can represent me any time love...I have faith in you!

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can i still bill you....??? you'll pay..right????

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Well now I am offended, I may have my legs in the air but my bank balance is...ahemm...healthy!

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OK OK OK..keep your legs on...you've got $$ you can pay ; )

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cat trainer more than the other three choices.

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whiskers twitching...THAT was not on my list

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If you have a good sense of humor, go for lawyer...lol

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do i still get to eat donuts?

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the cops will bring them to you if you lose a lot...lol

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i'd wanna ride in the cars too..maybe even drive.

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You mighjt have to do more than lose a few cases to get that...lol

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funny dawg

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A lawyer, so we could do it on the table in the courtroom and the judge could hold us in contempt. Women in high heels, skirts, and blouses and black rimmed glasses are really hot :-)

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you are a little kinky

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Lol! Yeah, I have a hell of a fiery imagination ;-) But all jokes aside, I'd want to do ya in private. Exhibition ain't really my thing, lol!

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ok..the cop in me would arrest you for indecent proposals..
the judge would want to whack you with my gravel, errr gavel..err hammer thing
and the lawyer in me wouldn't take you on as a client..you're doomed already..should have kept your mouth shut.

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Well, the great thing about that is you'd give me every reason to take a hit out on you, lol! And I'd get it done in a flash!

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ohhhhh..a hit on me...bring it on smarty pants.

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Yep. I've paid some guys a lot of money to perch on every roof top in your area to be ready to grease you at my command, LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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i've double paid them in tuna sandwiches to foil that plan.

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Ha! Tuna sandwiches! Honey, the money I've promised them ensures they can have tuna sandwiches for life if they want! LOL!!!!

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ok...i guess i'd better make plans..i'm a done cat

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Lol!!!!!!! Run while you still can! Haha!

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