How about an over the hill hooker?
lawyer... a judge do not ask, a law enforcement officer do not question.
you would look foolish in a wig... your a lawyer still and that is seen as contempt for the court. Keep in session Tgilly *bang, bang*
I know ^_^
But your still a lawyer. O_o
cat trainer more than the other three choices.
If you have a good sense of humor, go for lawyer...lol
the cops will bring them to you if you lose a lot...lol
You mighjt have to do more than lose a few cases to get that...lol