A dude crying
You shouting a beer
Well awhike ago I saw a guy with a 12 inch hot dog hanging out of his zipper for a few minutes. That got my attention.
well this popped out at me so this would be included, but other topics would be anything on metaphysics, any tv shows I watch, bands I listen to. hard to list because I am amused by so much
right this instant, a naked woman coming to me sitting in my lap saying take me
Any form of animal abuse.
You naked on my bed saying " come and get some big boy " i'll be standing at attention till the cows come home.