Throw up on stage.
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA PUT! =O
Cry like a girl
Nothing worth mentioning!
He dropped his pants for someone to take a photo, who knows what that little weasel will do next for publicity....you'd think he could come up with something more creative.
Get a haircut that isn't legally able to marry a similar haircut in most states.
Tell his body guard to shoot em.