He would sending you to me as the best Christmas present I have ever had, or would have ;)
No not as a toy, but as my own personal Lady Of The Night. ;p
get a regular job.
I have played Santa on a Christmas tree farm for 14 years so I have a pretty good idea. I have helped create Christmas memories for a lot of families. It is a sweet gig.
He would stuff you in his bag and take you to Hell for being bad :o
Stop wasting time and give me all of the presents in the World!!!:):):):)
Fire the elves and hire illegal aliens, hunt reindeer from a snowmobile, and charge by the minute for house calls.