Pump a shell into the chamber of my shotgun and turn on the laser sight.
yeah...he is coming ...finally !! :-)
he can eat me =D
Grab my shotgun and go find out wth that noise is.
Probably just the neighbors (even if I never hear them)
Go into stealth mode & nuke the footsteps.
Pick up my .45 and go and investigate.
Assume it was the dog.
He opens doors..
Put on lipstick