Let it go--if it survived this long - it deserves a little favor.
get ready for weight gain
play stone , scissors , paper with him.
definitely not eat it...thats a 27 pound cockroach of the sea!!
make a 50s style monster movie "THE LOBESTER THAT ATE NEW JERSEY"
I'd have a new dance partner.
Anyone for a lobster quadrille?
Brake out a tub of butter and a bib.
Throw it back in the water....:)
Let it go!
What wouldn't I do with it?
gotta eat it. too nice big and juicy to waste
Take him with me as I travel the world visiting all the Wonders of the world, new and old. We'd have our won T.V show, Eddie and me. I'd pose with him, we'd have a blog, questions and answers, predict sporting event's etc. After our time in the spotlight, I'd reluctantly let him go, we'd say our goodbyes and move on with our lives.
put a leash on it and take it for a walk,to big to eat would be tough as hell
Boil him and make a thermador sauce lol :o)
*nom nom nom*
give him the number to jenny...