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What would you change if you were president?
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Posted by BamPow Jul 20th, 2011 at 1:21AM
The new national anthem would be Bob Dylan's "Everybody Must Get Stoned".
The Pledge of Allegiance would be replaced with Peter Finch's "I'm as mad as Hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore" speech from Network.
Money would be printed in orange instead of green.
Last but not least, Texas would be sold to the highest bidder.
I'm BamPow, and I approve this message.
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Reply by hylierandom Jul 20th, 2011 at 9:39AM
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Reply by adom74 Jul 20th, 2011 at 10:11AM
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Posted by Fr33d0m Jul 20th, 2011 at 1:25AM
END THE WARS.
END THE FED.
END OF STORY.
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Posted by 13mikael Jul 20th, 2011 at 12:17PM
I wouldn't be president ... he can't change anything.
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Posted by hikerchick2011 Jul 20th, 2011 at 9:07AM
Reduce the amount of pay that the politicians are getting. Perhaps reduce it by at least 10 to 20 percent. If they don't like it, then they can work for free or resign.
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Posted by dx2dsquared Jul 20th, 2011 at 1:19AM
Nothing, I would be too busy banging Michelle
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Reply by AnonymousCatholic Jul 20th, 2011 at 12:41PM
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Posted by OrionsSword Jul 20th, 2011 at 1:18AM
Reverse every single thing that George Bush did.
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Posted by asianbeachgirl Jul 20th, 2011 at 2:11PM
congress would have same benefits and taxes as the regular tax payer.
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Posted by notsostrongboy Jul 20th, 2011 at 12:43PM
The rich pay the higher taxes while the poor pay the lower. That's how it's supposed to be. I believe the highest tax that can be imposed is around 34%/dollar. That's 34 cents of every dollar is taxed, and that percentile is reserved for the rich. As for the poor, the lowest tax that can be imposed is 4%/dollar. Of every dollar a poor citizen has, only 4 pennies are taxed.
Instead, the poor are screwed while the rich watch from their big thrones. But who am I to judge? It's not like I have the freedom to say what I want, right?
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Posted by bowlingguy54 Jul 20th, 2011 at 12:00PM
I would place import taxes on all products from China. They do it to us and the USA can't compete against the Chinese, due to the slave wages they pay.
We need to keep jobs in America.
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Posted by Leaches Jul 20th, 2011 at 11:17AM
Loose the death penalty.....rest of the world did decades ago
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Posted by Connifer Jul 20th, 2011 at 4:38AM
I'd bar any Alaskan "helicopter game hunters" from running for office...
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Posted by stormynightowl Jul 21st, 2011 at 12:01AM
ALL Politicians make minimum wage. Period. They say time and again that it is enough to live on so lets see them do it. Also, they must personally fight in every war that they vote for. That should clean a few things up.
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Posted by echosofdarkness Jul 20th, 2011 at 10:59PM
i would push for legal gay marriage in all states. i would strive for peace as best as i could. i would work on making sure we dont get into debt again. i would stat programs that aide and helped the less fortunate. i would cut down on the secrecy. i would listen and do polling advice for important issues.
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Posted by June30 Jul 20th, 2011 at 5:30AM
soft prison sentences and the way these criminals get a nice cushy lifestyle inside paid by us!!! disgusting!
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Posted by 330GTC Jul 20th, 2011 at 12:33PM
I would shoot every politician who was 1 or more days past their second term right after I granted myself immunity to do so.
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Posted by johnhavenhand Jul 20th, 2011 at 9:13AM
the whole world
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Posted by baldcap Jul 20th, 2011 at 4:00AM
I would probably try to invent a system not based on economy. The economic system stops a lot of good things from happening. Just look at how many people in poor countries die each year due to the fact that we cannot afford to feed them. Economy is a big killing machine and thus it doesnt work to everyones advantage. Take a look at the AIDS medicine controversies in Africa.
yer movie that is better than the first one. (honestly, besting that movie cant be that hard.)
I´d wire up the entire African continent and hand out laptops to everyone. Getting rid of dictators require the inhabitants to be educated in order for them to realise that there are other and better ways to live. When they know and want this they´ll get rid of their own dictators on their own accord. You can make a difference today by helping out OLPC-projects if you like but they are still too small today to make a real dent anywhere. Again it is economy blocking the good process.
I´d bother Joss Whedon with ideas until he breaks down crying and starts making a new Buffy, the vampire sla
Oh, and knowing that women love men in power i´d set aside a portion of the day to find a nice groupie and finally get laid again...and again...and... :)
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Posted by daniman Jul 20th, 2011 at 3:37AM
I would change the way I dress...presently I am a t-shirt and jeans kind of person
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Posted by amyriadofmelodies Jul 20th, 2011 at 2:51AM
the entire system
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Posted by debtem128 Aug 10th, 2011 at 10:39AM
I would get rid of all of the illegals and stop the anchor baby law. I would put an end to welfare and food stamps, if I who is diabled can work so can everyone else.
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