Well the next time Im on top of a ladder Im gonna jump off and put you through a table lol
If I didn't actually die, play dead until you left and call the cops...I'm guessing.
Hmmm. I'd probably die. I don't like your games.
Take it away from you and walk you on your tip toes, while holding your ear, back to your house so we could discuss this with your parents. : )
Cheers. Good question, BTW.