I'm not wearing shoes, but I'd be pretty unhappy. If I caught ya, I'd super glue ya to the front bumper of my car and go for a drive.
Kick you in the butt, then take my shoes off.
I wouldn't stand still for it!
Tell you to hold my juice while I get ready to bitchslap you to the moon and back .
Haha, flubber slap . Don't mess with my shoes , they're too pretty !!
For what I paid , I expected them to. They stood me up !
You will get no lucky rabbits feet from me Mister.
Any way you add this up it is going to be a sticky time