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What would you do if I squirted super glue on the soles of the shoes you are wearing?

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    BigbadGus - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by BigbadGus Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:05AM

    I'm not wearing shoes, but I'd be pretty unhappy. If I caught ya, I'd super glue ya to the front bumper of my car and go for a drive.

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  1. LEBsCreations - 22-25 years old - male

    Reply by LEBsCreations Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:07AM

    For some reason this sounds bad to my health...I can't put my finger on it...

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9 Answers to "What would you do if I squirted super glue on the soles of the shoes you are wearing?"

  1. Grendel2001 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by Grendel2001 Jan 3rd, 2013 at 8:27AM

    Kick you in the butt, then take my shoes off.

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  2. deadpig - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by deadpig Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:44AM

    so it was you that $120 for the shoes and $500 to fix the floor not such a funny joke now is it

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  3. elvisinatra - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by elvisinatra Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:14AM

    I wouldn't stand still for it!

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  4. LEBsCreations - 22-25 years old - male

    Reply by LEBsCreations Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:16AM

    Smart person you are.

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  5. Jamboreeguy - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by Jamboreeguy Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:05AM

    Nail your shoes to the kitchen floor
    Lace 'em up and bar the door
    And thank the Lord for the roof that's over you

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  6. LEBsCreations - 22-25 years old - male

    Reply by LEBsCreations Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:07AM

    Poetic.

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  7. Haphazard - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by Haphazard Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:04AM

    What would you do if I punched you in the mouth?

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  8. LEBsCreations - 22-25 years old - male

    Reply by LEBsCreations Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:07AM

    Spit my teeth at you...and possibly my bagel...

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  9. Cocolily - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by Cocolily Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:03AM

    Tell you to hold my juice while I get ready to bitchslap you to the moon and back .

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  10. LEBsCreations - 22-25 years old - male

    Reply by LEBsCreations Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:05AM

    You know...as much as I am down for space travel...somehow flubber-slapping myself into outer-friggin-space was not what I had in mind to start the day.

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  11. Cocolily - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by Cocolily Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:07AM

    Haha, flubber slap . Don't mess with my shoes , they're too pretty !!

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  12. linklock - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by linklock Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:03AM

    You will get no lucky rabbits feet from me Mister.

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  13. LEBsCreations - 22-25 years old - male

    Reply by LEBsCreations Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:04AM

    Well, I'm not interested in lucky human's feet either.

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  14. linklock - 46-50 years old - male

    Reply by linklock Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:07AM

    Any way you add this up it is going to be a sticky time

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  15. jazzyknickers - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by jazzyknickers Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:02AM

    stick to the floor,slide my feet out run after ya n kill ya

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  16. LEBsCreations - 22-25 years old - male

    Reply by LEBsCreations Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:04AM

    Morning cardio...I like this idea.

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  17. jazzyknickers - 22-25 years old - female

    Reply by jazzyknickers Jan 3rd, 2013 at 7:05AM

    lol

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