I would think, "here we go again"
I'd take you less seriously and probably be on my guard--best case scenario its cheesy...worst it's an indication of obsessive, stalker like tendencies.
Drive you home, roofie you, and shut the door on the way out so you don't remember me.
Don't worry. I'll be a complete gentleman. I just don't want another stalker.
What the hell is roofie?
Then how getting naked
I might actually believe you. I told my parents after my first date that I was going to marry that man and I did.
Be utterly surprised, and worried about your perceptions
die from shock.
I would smile. And wait for the date to finish and walk away as fast as I can.
Happily listen to it.