I would think, "here we go again"
Drive you home, roofie you, and shut the door on the way out so you don't remember me.
Don't worry. I'll be a complete gentleman. I just don't want another stalker.
What the hell is roofie?
Then how getting naked
I might actually believe you. I told my parents after my first date that I was going to marry that man and I did.
Be utterly surprised, and worried about your perceptions
die from shock.
I would smile. And wait for the date to finish and walk away as fast as I can.
Happily listen to it.