React, probably with a punch to the throat or gut. I would consider it an assault and training would kick in.
Ewwww. I don't even know.<br />
Say "WTF" or "excuse you" loudly
The function of a sneeze is to eject any bacteria from the body. Rest assured, I'll give them straight back
Use the opportunity during the split second his mouth his open to take a dump in it.
2 Words.......FALCON PUNCH.....
Think, or maybe say out loud, "The hell? How the **** did I get on public transport?"
I better get a god damn apology or the earrings are coming off...;)
haha would you really fight with them?
Probably not unless I'm having a bad day and if they refused to say sorry. They might have given me a deadly flu virus! It's long term self defense ;P
Learn to better gauge who I stand next to.
Pull down my pants, and bare bottom fart in their face!
Go and wash with soap ASAP
disgusting..and if they do it again... they deserve a slap!