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comlpicatedguy comlpicatedguy 18-21, M 15 Answers Dec 12, 2013 in Embarrassing & Funny

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make like a dog and drag your *** on the rug

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oooh good looooooooool

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That visual burns my eyes! lol

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I always keep kleenex in the bathroom.

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We usually do too.

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Nothing because I don't use toilet paper. I use a Hand Bidet Sprayer which is 10X cleaner than toilet paper. Toilet paper is obsolete. See www.bathroomsprayers.com.

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Buy more.

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Use Kleenex.

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the Rag system , rinse , wipe , rinse , wipe and rinse again and then a dry Rag wipe

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Use a tissue or a napkin or just take a shower.

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Wash my arse at the sink.

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I usually keep wet wipes in the bathroom just for emergencies. Or I would jump in the shower.

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Yell MOOOOOOOM DAAAAAAAAAD Granpaaaa Grandmaa Uncleee Auuunt ..HELP MEEE !!! Its a 911 emergency !! TOilet paper !!

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Just like the farm. While you sit, take newspaper ( or whatever) then crumple it up, then put it between your palms and rub until desired texture is attained. Or, in a pinch, the socks..followed by underwear.

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Use my dogs' paw.

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Go buy some

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