make like a dog and drag your *** on the rug
oooh good looooooooool
That visual burns my eyes! lol
I always keep kleenex in the bathroom.
We usually do too.
Nothing because I don't use toilet paper. I use a Hand Bidet Sprayer which is 10X cleaner than toilet paper. Toilet paper is obsolete. See www.bathroomsprayers.com.
the Rag system , rinse , wipe , rinse , wipe and rinse again and then a dry Rag wipe
Use a tissue or a napkin or just take a shower.
Wash my arse at the sink.
I usually keep wet wipes in the bathroom just for emergencies. Or I would jump in the shower.
Yell MOOOOOOOM DAAAAAAAAAD Granpaaaa Grandmaa Uncleee Auuunt ..HELP MEEE !!! Its a 911 emergency !! TOilet paper !!
Just like the farm. While you sit, take newspaper ( or whatever) then crumple it up, then put it between your palms and rub until desired texture is attained. Or, in a pinch, the socks..followed by underwear.
Use my dogs' paw.
Go buy some