I would get a wash cloth remove the french toast clean her up and pick her up! I would put her to bed in the guest room with a glass and pitcher of water! I would put a robe at the end of the bed that said put on the robe an come down stairs! If I couldn't find her clothes I would lend her some of mine to get home in!If it was a guy I would offer him a skort which is the closest my Wardrobe comes to pants! I am a Transvestite who goes to work daily as a woman! So no male clothing around my place!
How do you people come up with these scenarios? Do you lie in bed at night and instead of sleeping, you dream up outrageous things to ask on EP?
Ah, I see. So, someone else lies awake all night thinking them up?
If you can't sleep, you might as well be laughing. LOL :o)
well if it is a good looking women! i would get syrup and sit down and eat it and wait for her to wake up
I would ask how they managed to get the french toast drunk.
demand an explanation
Go get the syrup and eat the french toast... Then, I skin the girl/dude, deep-fry his skin, rip out his/her throat, break his/her arm and legs...off course, all in self defense...!
Cover them up and sit at my door until they woke up with a skillet when they woke up tell them go shower then clean up their mess and I will fix them food and unless they want hit with the skillet don't come back out naked
I would say "oh not again!"
get out the butter an syrup...
Lol it depends who they are .. Could go one of two ways :-)
I'll turn around and go outside to check if its really my house. ;p
Then they are trespassers, i'll wait till they sober up and have them clean up the mess!
Find whatever that person had been drinking and join in. I would probably forego the French toast though... and probably keep my clothes on.
If his hot. I'll pass out. If his not my type..., still. Pass out.
mmmm....I might shift the toast aside & start eating her ***** instead...