turn the hot water off on people in the shower
I'd spend the entire day praying and asking God to make me visible again!
I would, very childishly, make people believe that I am a ghost. You know, moving things around, rustling chains, calling "Boooooo" up and down hallways. I don't know, I guess I'm just silly that way.
Pull pranks on people.
I'd go visit the intensive care unit at the VA hospital and watch all the beautiful nurses there care for their patients as they once did for me. One very special nurse in particular
Robbed as many banks I can, sneak into women's bathroom. And go out on the street and grab some booty Lmao
I'm an owl exterminator I'm stealthy enough
loot the bank
store the money for future
bed with my favourite actress
I would go back to the place I retired from and look around and see what's changed, and also scratch the mean supervisors and make them itch, while they are taking their lunch.