Go home with him, our world is going to ****!! LOL
Ask him politely to give DNA samples to be studied in the lab maybe his gene will help finding cure for many diseases or opening the door for new options.
iv'e just heard that Aliens are abducting men with big d!cks - you other guys are safe....
I'm just posting this to say goodbye....
Marry him of course ...
And create babies
twisted.. but creative.. enjoy ;)
Feed him some Reeses Pieces.
If I encountered intelligent extraterrestrial life and could communicate with it, and if it hadn't come with ill intent, I'd ask it why it had come to earth. In particular, I'd want to know its intents toward the proudly aggressively lethal dominant species of this planet. I'd of course have many other questions about the nature of the universe as it conceived of it, but I wouldn't trust myself--or any other human--with its knowledge, considering how we've historically eventually used superior technology. Lastly, I'd want to know if its world's culture had developed a formal metaphysics, what it was, whether it persisted, and if so whether this complemented its species' technological development or existed functionally separately.
Offer a gift of weed
Then offer extraterrestrial matting experiments
I would do my utmost to quickly and accurately determine what its Value System is, because - as an example - I would not want to inadvertently sustain a Life Form which does not respect human, animal and plant life forms on earth.
Having confirmed its Value System is sound, acceptable and appropriate, if it did not have the inclination or ability to produce any music whatsoever, I might well be so bewildered that I would abruptly ask it to leave and seek refuge elsewhere. (I might well give it a pack lunch to take with it nonetheless.)
Wonder how the hell I ended up in a. desert trailer park...seems ufo's are more plentiful around them!
Rare sentiment. And extremely admirable.
Teach him about the human race and ask for feedback and ways to improve our lives.
ask him if he believed in god and if there were others
I would phone home.
I gave him my mobile and he phoned home.........
Talk, drink some beers, play video games, keep him hidden and safe. Find him a way back home and give him souvenirs from Earth lol.
Say WHAT ??
You breached security at Area 51 ???
Phone Homeland Security !!!!!
Fire Bungling Barry !!!!!!!!
ask him how he become one with elliott
phone home to brag
give him my cell phone and tell him to press 1 first before dialing home