shoooooooooooooooooo you out go sit in living room
Ask if you want tea or coffee
Freak out for about 2 seconds then ask what you were doing. Hopefully making me a good lunch. :) and as long as you don't seem hostile, invite you in to eat. that's probably why you were in the kitchen in the first place...
I'd grab the longest knife I could and I'd tell you to get out of my house. <br />
I typically don't react very well with strangers hanging around in my house, whether they're clothed or not doesn't have any bearing on the situation.
Ask you to make me a sandwich.
Call my for my dog, then unlock the gun. Tee Hee! Same for bathroom, living/family room, den, hallway, laundry & finally garage.
Undress you slowly while asking what you are really craving.
ask you to drop your gun while keeping you at bay?
I'd think "darned kids friends, always mooching off us..." :)
Probably call the police since I don't know you!
I'd help you make the fully clothed in the perenyacies go away and you and me would go upstairs
Under what circumstances?
i would fix you breakfast.
Help you finish
First thought **damn it, she has cloths on" second thought "I knew this day would come"
Make me food, or get out. Should you choose not to comply you will be locked in my ba<x>sement.
how the hell do you keep getting in? WORST GUARD DOG EVER
Ask you to help me clean up.