What would you do if you were left a Polar bear cub on your doorstep ?

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Posted by slimmmerman Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:17PM

When I was a kid my grandpa raised 3 black bear cubs who were left orphaned! He kept them for about 6 months until he felt they could survive on their own!

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Reply by cpthaddock Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:28PM

I'd rather him. There was a guy who went to Alaska to live with them. Can't recall if they killed him but he got attacked at least once
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Reply by slimmmerman Jan 7th, 2013 at 8:59PM

There have been a few guys who did it and weren't successful like my grandpa. There was the guy who did a documentary on grizzlies and the suit of armor he rebuilt from a deep sea diving suit. He had biker's with baseball bats to try and hurt him to no avail. He was definitely surprised when the grizzly tore the arm off his suit and tried pulling him out of it. Another guy who had dealings with grizzlies thought he could live with them and build a "family" with grizzlies. He thought he learned their entire social structure and felt he figured out how to put himself into their family... until he disappeared from the face of the earth! Both made very interesting and somewhat funny documentaries.
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Posted by countryrice Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:15PM

woo hoo!! Yes!! my hound dog problems are solved!!! EEKKKSSSS but my baby kittys!! doggon it!!

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Reply by cpthaddock Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:36PM

You could get a lion I suppose?
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Posted by DozerDan Jan 7th, 2013 at 5:34PM

Bear stew, but not very much.

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Reply by cpthaddock Jan 7th, 2013 at 5:38PM

A couple of spoonfuls
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Reply by DozerDan Jan 7th, 2013 at 5:43PM

A polar bear cub probably weighs 20 lbs. That's plenty for a family meal.
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Posted by KeeleyKool Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:18PM

First bring it inside and give it a Coke... Saw on TV that makes them sweet and cute...

Then probably lock him in the bathroom and call the animal control...

And possibly consider moving... It's way to cold

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Reply by cpthaddock Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:23PM

You could put him in the freezer I suppose?
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Reply by KeeleyKool Jan 7th, 2013 at 6:39PM

Well then he would eat all my meat... I suppose I could just put him on a leash and call him Fido until he got a lot bigger... Wouldn't look and wierder than some of the other dogs around here...
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Posted by FreeGemini Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:17PM

seek Captain Haddock's help !

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Reply by cpthaddock Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:25PM

RUN,,,,but not as fast as me
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Reply by FreeGemini Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:30PM

I hope so !
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Posted by toughchick Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:16PM

feed 'em and then call the local zoo

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Posted by angelicsmiles Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:16PM

Pingu comes to mind ... I will have to take the boat to drop it in the Arctic.

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Posted by hippnk Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:14PM

MMMM lunch

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Reply by cpthaddock Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:20PM

you could well be
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Posted by doneitagain Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:14PM

Keep it!

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Reply by cpthaddock Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:19PM

ahhhh
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Posted by AshDarkstone Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:14PM

Cuddle! ^_^

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Reply by cpthaddock Jan 7th, 2013 at 4:19PM

Yep . And a nice cuddly wuddly mother Polar bear as well
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