Shoot it! I wouldn't be out in the woods without a gun, in bear country!

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Kick its ***.

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Haha, that's the spirit! :3

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I would drop my rifle, turn and try to run with a full load crap in my underwear. Forget what the "experts" say if you try to drop it with a lucky shot and just manage to **** it off you are screwed. try to play dead or scare it isn't my idea of being it's next soccer ball. Really have you heard a bear roar at something it plans on eating my roar is going to sound as if I said eat me in bear.

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Ask him if he uses the bathroom at the ranger station or just ...

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Lmbo- "So ya' just... you know..." hehe.

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negotiate

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Hahaha... "So here's the deal, bear..." :3

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Run to it and give a big bear hug! ;)

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Aw! Hehe. ^_^

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Unless it was a teddy bear, panic!

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First, piddle myself. Second, scream like a girl. Third, become dinner.

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Run Like the wind

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