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What would you do if your apple pie screamed from pain, cried and begged for mercy when you started to cut in it?

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    xxorama - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by xxorama Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:20AM

    Remember the strain I just smoked, note to self this sh*t is superior

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15 Answers to "What would you do if your apple pie screamed from pain, cried and begged for mercy when you started to cut in it?"

  1. Indie42 - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by Indie42 Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:43AM

    Ask it if it would rather die slowly from mold.

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  2. pinkgodslippers - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by pinkgodslippers Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:27AM

    I'd stick in my thumb and lick it and then with two fingers I'd bury them deep into the warm filling and slowly eat every crumb.

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  3. aquaman95 - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by aquaman95 Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:19AM

    What would you do if you were cuffed and mildy sedated so you are awake and can not run while watching hannibal lecter Lop your hand off with a butcher knife- hello clarice its been a long time...I better get best answer.

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  4. SoftCoreBoy - 22-25 years old - male

    Reply by SoftCoreBoy Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:21AM

    :P

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  5. aquaman95 - 18-21 years old - male

    Reply by aquaman95 Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:22AM

    :~)

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  6. halbert - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by halbert Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:17AM

    I'd put it in a freak show.

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  7. Dragon3lf - 18-21 years old

    Posted by Dragon3lf Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:17AM

    I would stab it harder to make it shut up.

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  8. TheSquirrel - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by TheSquirrel Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:16AM

    Finish it off fast to end its suffering.

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  9. ChipmunkErnie - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by ChipmunkErnie Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:16AM

    Ear plugs

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  10. believetheword - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by believetheword Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:37AM

    just came out of the oven, let it cool down

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  11. ecpc - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by ecpc Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:22AM

    Cruelty in the name of feeding fat faces is a real dilemma for the modern human conscience,.,if indeed a conscience does exist..
    The way we treat our "apple pies" is related to the way we will end up treating each other ,if we are not in fact doing that already..

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  12. zbignue - 70+ years old - male

    Posted by zbignue Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:21AM

    I'd know someone slipped some PCP in my drink.

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  13. HLRUCV - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by HLRUCV Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:18AM

    Heal it with icing and then keep it as a pet.

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  14. jazzyknickers - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by jazzyknickers Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:17AM

    Tell it to shut up i'll put cream on in a minute

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  15. SilenceEvermore - 18-21 years old

    Posted by SilenceEvermore Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:17AM

    Flombee it then put some whipped cream on it and continue eating.

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  16. MikeWinther - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by MikeWinther Aug 14th, 2012 at 11:16AM

    Find out who spiked my drink with narcotics

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