First off take them to the casino!
I would be soooo screwed
Wrap my cranium in tin foil, & continually play / remember the song Obli-dee Obli dah over & over.
Boy are they in for a shock
I would be pizzed!!!. And leave lol :)
enter a high stakes poker tournament and have her stand very close to the table
ide be amazed! ide love it...it would make things soooooo much easyer