Paste a sign on their foreheads that says "High Voltage."
Make everything fair
Make them dance in awkward silence with their worst enemies. Dance my pets, dance. Then I would make them wash dishes. Seriously, I have bendy nails now.
I'd create happiness for everyone and teach kindness and love and live like a queen in my new Utopian society and procreate and stuff
You treat them well and they will adore you.