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Oh God, I'm coming!

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Perfect! even God will smile!

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Best laugh I've had all day! Thank you

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This is the best one I have ever read and perfectly reflects the happiest part of life in my small opinion.

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Perfect. Or what about "Okay, who took the body?"

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I read it at first and I was like that's cute. Then I opened that portal to my sixth sense of negativity and I laughed so hard lmfao. That was a good one

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Thats hilarious

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Lol! That would indeed be a good epitaph. I am polytheistic and so for me it would be "oh gods" but same difference.

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classic!

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Imagine there's no Heaven <br />
It's easy if you try <br />
No hell below us <br />
Above us only sky <br />
Imagine all the people <br />
Living for today <br />
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Imagine there's no countries <br />
It isn't hard to do <br />
Nothing to kill or die for <br />
And no religion too <br />
Imagine all the people <br />
Living life in peace <br />
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You may say that I'm a dreamer <br />
But I'm not the only one <br />
I hope someday you'll join us <br />
And the world will be as one <br />
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Imagine no possessions <br />
I wonder if you can <br />
No need for greed or hunger <br />
A brotherhood of man <br />
Imagine all the people <br />
Sharing all the world <br />
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You may say that I'm a dreamer <br />
But I'm not the only one <br />
I hope someday you'll join us <br />
And the world will live as one <br />
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:)

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If only we could live like that while were alive!

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wonderful....song by beatles

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Was only by Lennon, but that's sweet you admire his band.

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THAT IS ONE BIG HEADSTONE THAT IS FOR SURE !!! LOL

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Beautiful, really beautiful ! But only very rich people could afford such big gravestone with all the writing on it.

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Hear hear

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"No regrets" Here's a joke re gravestone insc<x>ription: On husband and wife's graves: Husband ... Here lies my wife cold as ice. Wife ... Here lies my husband - stiff at last! :D

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very witty

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NICE !!!!

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"It was a good idea...at the time"

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I'd like to see anything at all written on my grave stone; if I'm seeing it, I'm still alive and kicking. :)

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That or they are busy chiseling while you are still alive! Somebody might have plans for you (yikes)

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Oh, ouch! lol

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Moved. No forwarding address.

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haha

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Or... Return to sender... no such number..... Now I have Elvis' song in my head! :-D

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Class...lol

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"No Show"

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Game over...

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"Now that I am dead, I'm so totally going to haunt you!"

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hahahaha

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That's what I tell my husband.. If I go FIRST and he gets some young girlfriend I will haunt his ***..lol

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under de-construction

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VERY good one !

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Would someone please turn the lights back on?

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"Thank you for visiting"

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How courteous...perhaps, where's my roses *****!?

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Coming soon.

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lol

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<i>VENI, VIDI, VITAM CESSIT</i><br />
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(He came, he saw, he conked-out).

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Carry on humour, you can't beat it..lol

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See ya on the other side!

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He was a good,honest man who tried to live life in a loving and caring manner, RIP

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i forgot to forward that chain mail to 20 people.

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That's made of awesome XD

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aha cheers x

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Well thats that then...............................:)

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Vacancy

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Here lies a man who died as he lived<br />
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suffocated by breasts

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lol

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