I'd always thought vomiting and pooping at the same time was a no-no. How wrong I was. Childbirth is such an elegant process. >:ol

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Make out with your girlfriend whilst she has a loaded shot gun

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pull faces

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Big Bubba will make you pull faces when he mounts you - lol

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only 1... O.O

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At least he won't have to look at Bubba :o)

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he might like the intimacy of face to face chips :)

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How about pushing their face?

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oO err no?

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Go to the brothel with pop.

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Anything to hurt them. Otherwise, nothing; life's more fun that way. ;)

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Well he's seen me giving birth so there's probably nothing I could do to shock him ;-P

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Fart or use the toilet. I'm unable to do this in front of ANYONE, let along just my partner xD

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Cheat on him.<br />
Of course, I wouldn't do that if he weren't there either. <br />
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I was going to say "use the toilet", but then I know that certain circumstances might lead to that...especially if I became so ill that my partner had to help me in that way. As my mom had to do for my father.

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