Remove the brains of some corpses in the morgue, put them all in a pile, lure the zombies in, then blow them up with some dynamite.<br />
If that doesn't work, plan B is to stay at home all day and host uncharacteristic sleepovers. Catch up on all my reading. Do some yoga.
1. Panic<br />
2. Panic<br />
3. Figure out how many supplies I have for survival.<br />
4. Find a weapon.<br />
I will wander around eating stupid people
I'm dumb as a doorknob I think I'd be pretty safe if Zombies really ate brains.<br />
at least there's one benefit for being a whiny bimbo! :D
Pretend to be a zombie (:
Do exactly what the Walking Dead actors do of course!
Panic, get my gun and magazines, make sure my family is ok, set up a plan with them.
Break out the zombie loads for my .38 and get in some shooting practice.
There's a couple people I can think of that I might accidently mistake for zombies as I'm killing them.
Oh jeez, haven't we heard enough of all this zombie apocalypse ****? I mean really, WTF!?!
board up the house until I got the nerve to go for the car
Get out my john deere chainsaw and go to work like I was playing left for dead.
Try to sex a zombie before it ate me.
True dat. >:}
Find Woody Harrelson and that dude from the Social Network
I'd hang out in my house, read.. sleep. Watch the zombies walk on by outside my window.
Probably end up a zombie, I'm not a fast runner.
Get the shotgun ready.
Get some batting practise