Remove the brains of some corpses in the morgue, put them all in a pile, lure the zombies in, then blow them up with some dynamite.<br />
If that doesn't work, plan B is to stay at home all day and host uncharacteristic sleepovers. Catch up on all my reading. Do some yoga.
1. Panic<br />
2. Panic<br />
3. Figure out how many supplies I have for survival.<br />
4. Find a weapon.<br />
I will wander around eating stupid people
I'm dumb as a doorknob I think I'd be pretty safe if Zombies really ate brains.<br />
at least there's one benefit for being a whiny bimbo! :D
Pretend to be a zombie (:
Do exactly what the Walking Dead actors do of course!
Panic, get my gun and magazines, make sure my family is ok, set up a plan with them.
Break out the zombie loads for my .38 and get in some shooting practice.
There's a couple people I can think of that I might accidently mistake for zombies as I'm killing them.
Oh jeez, haven't we heard enough of all this zombie apocalypse ****? I mean really, WTF!?!
board up the house until I got the nerve to go for the car
Get out my john deere chainsaw and go to work like I was playing left for dead.
Find Woody Harrelson and that dude from the Social Network
I'd hang out in my house, read.. sleep. Watch the zombies walk on by outside my window.
Probably end up a zombie, I'm not a fast runner.
Get the shotgun ready.
Get some batting practise
stay inside and let them eat the stupid people