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dejaentendu90 dejaentendu90 22-25, F 77 Answers Jun 6, 2012

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I would think that I would soon be rich with me being the first guy to be pregnant.

Free sponsored baby stuff and payment for my story and book deals.

Now just starting to worry about the birth :-O

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WOW it's the immaculate conception all over again, it really CAN happen !

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First thing I would want to know is "Who the hell is the Mother."

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I'd say, "It's a Miracle!!!!!!!! " and then I'd call the Guinness Book of World Records.

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I'd cry.



I just had a baby two weeks ago. Lol!

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aw congrats

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Gee whose the mother??? lol

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I'd be like "oh my gosh i'm going to give birth to Jesus,this is apparently how he is coming back in baby form"

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same here man

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"oh goodness I hope I'm only a week or so pregnant!"

The I would stop drinking and smoking and go to the dr and start praying for a girl

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I would be outside awaiting the second coming cause I no longer posses a womb. Maybe I could carry it in a shoe box

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LOL

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that'd be a miracle as I'm male and never had sex. I'd just say what the heck how'd this happen?

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I'd have to reconsider my position on God.

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my wife and have been trying for years. it would be a miracle now.

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Aww

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I think the test is wrong!

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Check myself into the mental hospital, because clearly I've been having some serious blackouts.

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Oh man, how did I miss part one?

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What is up, holding that big white ***** and asking me that?

Like the pics of your art.

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Be confused since I'm already pregnant...

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i'd be happy and alittle upset but mainly happy. my son would have a sibling but this means i cant drink in mexico in november and i'm loosing weight so that would make me upset to have to gain weight again.

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What I would say would be unprintable in English, but I might say it in Chinese. I do not want to be pregnant for years, if ever.

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As a middle aged man I would start shopping for the best deal for the movie rights. Write a book, and go on a speaking tour. That or sit around the house and complain about my swollen feet / ankles and ***** about how I have to pee every 20 minutes. (said in jest; I'm not really that insensitive)

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