I have a leather couch and I tell him there had better be a piece of foil or newspaper or something between my raw hide and his

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Thanks for the BA-gotta get some saddle soap for the heart shaped stain that swine left- gotta go

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I'd say. Wheres the lube, Then " do you need a number 2 ?. Then.Do you have a cigarete ?

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"Have you had your hair done? Hmmmm..."<br />
i.e. <br />
I would actually do my best to totally ignore it...<br />
And would (at great pains) deliberately ensure my eyes did not portray that I even noticed...<br />
(this would only work if shock was not a knee jerk response)...

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same thing I said last time. "whoaz"

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I would leave the room and run away

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I'd simply say, "Honey, I'm home. Looks like you wanna play?"

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That she had lost her mind. Which is what would have to occur for that to actually happen.

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