What would you say to someone you just met to impress him/her?

Ten inches..

I never try to impress anyone I am just who I am always

sorry - i don't do impressions.

I'd say "Hey babe, I got the ******* munchies real bad, how about you?" And if she says yes then I say, "Let's say we skidattle outta here cause you and me baby we ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel."

I play the piano and have my own CD on a bunch of different websites online.

i don't do that anymore...

Hand over your money or I will shoot you.

I wouldnt have to "try" to impress them :D

I got my mouth lookin somethin' like a disco ball
I got da diamonds and da ice all hand set
I might cause a cold front if I take a deep breath
My teeth gleaming like I'm chewin' on aluminum foil
Smilin' showin off my diamonds sippin' on some Pinot Noir
I put my money where my mouth is and bought a grill
20 carrots 30 stacks let 'em know I'm so fo' real
My motivation is them 30 pointers vs. the furniture
My mouthpiece simply symbolize success
I got da wrist wear and neck wear dat's captivatin'
But it's my smile dat's got these onlookers spectatin'
My mouthpiece simply certified a total package
Open up my mouth and you see mo' carrots than a salad
My teeth are mind blowin' givin everybody chillz
Call me George Foreman cuz I'm sellin' everybody grillz.

I would belch the entire national anthem to impress them.

I´d show him my Kanye West tattoo

I don't try to impress. I'm just me. If I impress, bonus. If I don't, that's not something I can control.