What would your plan be to take over the world?

destroy everyone on it, then claim it for mine and no1 would be able to argue ^^
unfortunetly i cant tell u my plan to destroy evryone on the planet, as i may sumday carry it out, and i wouldnt want anyone being able to trace it back to me, or stealing the idea and beating me to it! xD

Phase I - In a quick but orderly fashion, develop technologies that allow for rapid communication and exchange of information.

Phase II- Execute mind control campaign using all forms of communication established in Phase I.

Phase III- Distribute mind altering drug to mass poplulace. To ensure that all will ingest said drugs they can be distributed via gas released into the atmosphere. Distribution can be carried out by secretly putting chemicals into all forms of jet fuel and gasoline.

Phase IV - The Invasion - This should be relatively easy at this point due to the readiness for acceptance created by media conditioning and the compacency brought on by drugs.

Phase V - Crush the Resistance

Buy Google.

I would do it one moron at a time.

Yeah right. I'm going to share my plan and let someone else take over the world. I don't think so.

So far my plan seems to be working quite well.

I would have to talk to Pinky and the Brain.

IT'S A SECRET. To give you a taste of my awesomeness: It involves China, ninjas, and a giant stick.

Unleash my Duck army.

Then, unleash my Elmer Fudd army to comically counter the duck army.

Watch the world fall to my knees in comedy.

Then, eat steaks. =)

I would call ghrt4klj, my space alien buddy and have him step up his alien chip implantation program. Once everyone had a chip in their brain I would just turn the main switch to obey and tell the world what to do. My space alien buddy wants to turn everyone into human batteries but I'm sure he would leave some for me. Lets see - the Swedish bikini team for starters, then Miss universe and then . . . .

Exert my mental powers and reduce all to psychic slavery.

o get world peace we have to gather up these dictaters and make them follow americas rules. stop the wars and try and feed the starving in all countrys.