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What Xmas message would make even a tin of cold jelly Spam seem cheery?

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  1. iamunlovable - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by iamunlovable Dec 20th, 2012 at 3:56PM

    Simple: A Christmas card with a Dear John letter written in it. That'll do the trick. Attach it to a beautifully wrapped can of SPAM just to make the point. Chill overnight Christmas Eve.

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