Duct tape has 1001 uses... Keep it handy.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver!
"Hold that thought" *puts finger up with purpose* *walk away*
let the car alarm go off every time they start and stop it when they shut up.. Pavlov..lol
Do you know how beautiful your mouth is when it is closed???
"Would you like me to pour you a nice hot cup of stfu?" or my personal favourite; "Off is the general direction in which I would like you to f@*k."
Also; If I wanted to hear from an a**hole, I'd fart!
I like the painting the picture idea. But you need to take it a step further. The picture should be of a rock. Then you have it fr<x>amed. Then slam them over the head with it!!! (Framing optional.)
Do a pirouette around them twice and stand on your head.
I put my tongue IN her ;p><br />
and it works for a moment BUT<br />
then she starts Squealing! "more More OMG MORE!
Listen. My grandma just texted me. She told me I cant listen to bulllshit... I cant talk to you anymore.
Hold my breath
i wish i had a zipper<br />
so you can zip it