Duct tape has 1001 uses... Keep it handy.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver!

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"Hold that thought" *puts finger up with purpose* *walk away*

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Simple yet effective. I likey.

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let the car alarm go off every time they start and stop it when they shut up.. Pavlov..lol

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haha great! ..now all I need is a car.. hmmm

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Do you know how beautiful your mouth is when it is closed???

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"Would you like me to pour you a nice hot cup of stfu?" or my personal favourite; "Off is the general direction in which I would like you to f@*k."

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Also; If I wanted to hear from an a**hole, I'd fart!

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YA CALLATE!!

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I like the painting the picture idea. But you need to take it a step further. The picture should be of a rock. Then you have it fr<x>amed. Then slam them over the head with it!!! (Framing optional.)

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Do a pirouette around them twice and stand on your head.

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ok that works for shock affect.

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I put my tongue IN her ;p><br />
and it works for a moment BUT<br />
then she starts Squealing! "more More OMG MORE!

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Maybe you should try the duct tape idea for that ;)

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Shuttie!!!!!

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Listen. My grandma just texted me. She told me I cant listen to bulllshit... I cant talk to you anymore.

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Hold my breath

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i wish i had a zipper<br />
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"why?"<br />
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so you can zip it

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