Tell them you crashed the party. ;)
tell them they wouldnt let you drink, so you got mad and drank all the boose to prove them wrong
just dont tell them which frat it was, say you were to ****** up to remember.
Tell them you have no clue what they are talking about ,because your brain seems to be shorting out. All u know is u went several places that night and collapsed at the last one. You remember them because they helped you.
just say your memory is too fuzzy and that you have anal leakage
yeah that... minus the mudd butt.... deny deny deny, the worst thing that will happen is that u might get charged with underage drinking which aint sht if your record is clean.