explosive diarrhea. that's all you need to say. no one wants to hear anything further! p.s. it totally works.
"Work" is the best excuse to miss work
You were saving orphaned children from a burning fire.
I accidentally crazy glued my "I don't give a ****" to my "I'm not getting out of bed"...
I’ve heard a lot of them. The best was “it’s raining and my shoes will get wet”.
having day of sex
Sickosillyitus / Translation = I'm-Sick-Of-This-Silly-Job . <br />
My Boss fell for it every time .
i might tell you when I work for someone else
The dog ate my car keys !
"I want to get fired...."
im currently experiencing severe idontgiveafuckitis this can last 1-3 days or how ever long i say it lasts
You died and forgot to tell yourself.
playing Golf today - why lie
I have a problem with my eyes....<br />
I just can't see coming in to work today.
I can't be bothered today
I don't feel like comming to work
I'm with you ..just tell the truth.and it they ask whats wrong just say..I'd rather not say its personal