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BuckarooBonzai BuckarooBonzai 51-55, F 22 Answers Feb 23, 2012

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explosive diarrhea. that's all you need to say. no one wants to hear anything further! p.s. it totally works.

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"Work" is the best excuse to miss work

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You were saving orphaned children from a burning fire.

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I accidentally crazy glued my "I don't give a ****" to my "I'm not getting out of bed"...

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I’ve heard a lot of them. The best was “it’s raining and my shoes will get wet”.

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having day of sex

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Sickosillyitus / Translation = I'm-Sick-Of-This-Silly-Job . <br />
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My Boss fell for it every time .

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i might tell you when I work for someone else

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The dog ate my car keys !

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"I want to get fired...."

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im currently experiencing severe idontgiveafuckitis this can last 1-3 days or how ever long i say it lasts

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You died and forgot to tell yourself.

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playing Golf today - why lie

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religious holiday

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I have a problem with my eyes....<br />
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I just can't see coming in to work today.

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I can't be bothered today

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Bad PMS

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I don't feel like comming to work

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I'm with you ..just tell the truth.and it they ask whats wrong just say..I'd rather not say its personal

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