The dentist can fit u in for a root canal now.! .
How about, "My religion requires me to smoke weed. It's almost 420, our holy hour, and i need to be getting home to pray to my bong"
Tell them that you heard that 2 planes just flew into 2 buildings....
The baby's coming now!!! What do you mean, I don't look pregnant?!
When you are young, there are no good excuses. Build some character and/or some resentment. Stick it out.
Fain death, it gives you an option for tomorrow.
dairhea, bank appointment, doing research for laser eye surgery, hmmm theres more but i can't remember them.
Tell your boss you've been posting on EP all day and would rather do it from home.
Sick of work and ticked off. I will come in 3 hours early tomorrow
1.You have wicked bad diarreag and your scared you might **** your pants...
2.YOU HAVE A MIGRAIN - works awesome too