When you are young, there are no good excuses. Build some character and/or some resentment. Stick it out.

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The dentist can fit u in for a root canal now.! .

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How about, "My religion requires me to smoke weed. It's almost 420, our holy hour, and i need to be getting home to pray to my bong"

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Tell them that you heard that 2 planes just flew into 2 buildings....

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The baby's coming now!!! What do you mean, I don't look pregnant?!

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Fain death, it gives you an option for tomorrow.

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dairhea, bank appointment, doing research for laser eye surgery, hmmm theres more but i can't remember them.

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Tell your boss you've been posting on EP all day and would rather do it from home.

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Sick of work and ticked off. I will come in 3 hours early tomorrow

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Just go. They probably don't pay much, anyway.

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say you need to go home to fap...

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1.You have wicked bad diarreag and your scared you might **** your pants...<br />
2.YOU HAVE A MIGRAIN - works awesome too

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