My standard answer for missing work or school. Anal glocoma. I can't see my *** coming to school.
I think I need an abortion, I may be pregnant.
I ate three burritos and 5 tacos for the night before. I have had diarrhea all day. My dog threw up on the carpet and I threw up because of it. Then I had to clean up after my cat. It had a bite of my burrito. It had diarrhea everywhere. Then my brother came over with the flu. He had diarrhea also. Then my butthole was on fire. I have to see the anus doctor today. It's literally on fire. I tried everything. It has burn marks too. See the picture attached.
you were dead when you're alarm went off but you revived yourself through sheer will power, but you couldn't make it to school in time
School is fun! Enjoy! :)
"I want to do nothing with my life."
I have to go to the proctologist that day......
PTSD caused by watching the news
I died last night.
Say you got lost :)
It's winter break. I think that's a good enough excuse.
Be like u were out of town or I didn't feel like getting up or u had a doctors appoint and get a fake doctor slip
say you got into a fight with some kids and your scared to go because you think they might bully you
Because the school is churning out mindless drones, and you'd like to actually fill your mind and spirit with something valuable. Go to a museum, attend a lecture, watch a live surgery. Talk to an elderly person. Don't be a sheeple.