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geegirl geegirl 18-21, F 17 Answers Jan 24, 2012

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My standard answer for missing work or school. Anal glocoma. I can't see my *** coming to school.

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I think I need an abortion, I may be pregnant.

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I ate three burritos and 5 tacos for the night before. I have had diarrhea all day. My dog threw up on the carpet and I threw up because of it. Then I had to clean up after my cat. It had a bite of my burrito. It had diarrhea everywhere. Then my brother came over with the flu. He had diarrhea also. Then my butthole was on fire. I have to see the anus doctor today. It's literally on fire. I tried everything. It has burn marks too. See the picture attached.

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you were dead when you're alarm went off but you revived yourself through sheer will power, but you couldn't make it to school in time

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Vomitting

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School is fun! Enjoy! :)

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"I want to do nothing with my life."

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I have to go to the proctologist that day......

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PTSD caused by watching the news

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I died last night.

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Brain Surgery...

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Say you got lost :)

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It's winter break. I think that's a good enough excuse.

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Be like u were out of town or I didn't feel like getting up or u had a doctors appoint and get a fake doctor slip

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say you got into a fight with some kids and your scared to go because you think they might bully you

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Because the school is churning out mindless drones, and you'd like to actually fill your mind and spirit with something valuable. Go to a museum, attend a lecture, watch a live surgery. Talk to an elderly person. Don't be a sheeple.

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That is good! It might just work. Im not really going to skip though! Just an idea

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