Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?<br />
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?<br />
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?<br />
Why is abbreviated such a long word?<br />
Why is a boxing ring square?
does micheal jackson have a nose?<br />
oh bad taste... very sorry.
he did at one time. And it was a very cute nose.
well what was left of it has definitely now disintegrated...
oh god, sorry... bad taste again.
though yes i do agree! especially in the video beat it!
Have you ever had a gingerbread cookie pizza at Christmastime? :P
What's the difference between a duck?
I love this.
This come to mind for a start<br />
Offence intended - lol
if the babel fish is proof of the existence of God,<br />
and God denies having anything to do with the<br />
existence of the babel fish, does God invalidate<br />
himself by the babel fish's existence?
* Why are politicians?<br />
* Is water wet?<br />
* If, I cry will the salt water cause my eyes to warp?<br />
* If 0+2=2, what does 2+0=?<br />
* If I plant a penny, will it grow a money tree?<br />
* Do flowers sleep in their beds?<br />
* Is dirt clean until you track it into the house?
Does England ever see the sun? ... Now that is the be all and end all of silly questions
is this your motor vehicle sir ?
do you know why i stopped you sir --- are we seeing a pattern here ????????????????
IS ANYONE SITTING THERE?<br />
WHILE POINTING AT AM EMPTY CHAIR....
Who's buried in Grant's Tomb ?
So, who is? ;o)