Do as I say , not as I do !
My Dad used to say to me, it dosnt matter who they are or how much money a man has they still have to shake their taliwacker after going for a wee.
stop it or you'll go blind
Put your brain into gear and THINK before you act... lol, I still need reminding now :o)
We don't think you are quite right in the head
Always expect the worst
I adapted it for my children and tell them to hope and aim for the best but have a back up plan in case the worst happens. I feel thats slightly more productive :)
Don't trust anyone.
They want you to decide yourself for the rest
If somebody hits you, hit them harder!
wake us up.........."git outta the house............& don't come back til dinner" ;-)