fork and knife
You would fork it, my friend?
if the itch was bad enough! lol!
A portable Porcupine?
Somebody ELSE'S hand...
I seen a lot of them sexy ******** gals do it, but I ain't be tellin you
with your legs around your neck
i have a executive ball scratcher in a nice fancy little box. Brother got it for his bday but hes left it here. It was designed to scratch our hairy testicles but i've used it for my back from time to time. Sometimes i stroke people on the face with it after i scratch myself with it, just to add to the excitement.
Your room mates toothbrush...........
Ohhh no...If I tell you, then everyone will be doing it