Full control of the tv remote.
You can hog the duvet covers.
Sex is always on your terms.
There's always hot water for a shower.
You can flirt with guys guilt free.
You get to eat your favourite pizza and ice cream flavours every time!
The toilet seat is always down and drip free.
You don't have to compromise on anything.
Bad side: ************ whilst looking for a replacement and having to kill your own spiders!
I've been thinking about this lately and it seems to me that being single is a lot less stressful!
I don't have anyone to worry about, whether they are ok, whether they are safe. That's the big one I think. I listen to all my friends and family and co-workers all day complain about how their spouses are this way and that. Spending their money, being stupid, being needy, clingy, wanting this, wanting that. I keep hearing about the ones that got caught cheating or the ones that cheat. Visit my brother and he does nothing but complain about how his wife is always expecting stuff from him like being their and doing stuff. Then when he leaves for work she sits there and complains how he lives in a fantasy world where they don't have kids and he wants to party every weekend and stay out all night. They all seem to be that same way.
I'm single, I spend money they way I want, I come home when I want, do what I want. I don't have to worry about anyone else, what they are doing, what they are saying when I'm away. Don't have to worry about what someone else thinks of me. Reminds me of;
Once upon a time;
A prince asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?" and the princess said "No!".
And the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and screwed cute skinny girls and hunted and raced and went to ***** bars and dated women half his age and drank beer, jack daniel's and captain morgan. He drank milk from the jug and NEVER heard bitching. He went to rock concerts and kept his apartment and his favorite jeans and never got cheated on while working and all his family and friends thought he was cool as hell. And he had tons of money and left the toilet seat up and he lived happily ever after.
i can do what i want when i want. i can go where i want when i want and for however long i want. i can be late. i can eat coco pops for dinner if i so choose and there's nobody to answer to. i could keep going, so much more to be grateful for
Wow. You sound like you were really confined in previous relationships. No wonder the single life works for you, I don't think I'd be happy in a relationship like that either.
2 very nasty controlling ones. after the first i was willing to move on to something better but i actually managed to find worse than the first. pretty well given up. If someone mentions relationship, i run
Freedom and no one telling you what to do, and a nice variety of different c*cks.
its a place to start(?)
NO arguments on whether the seat should be left up or down.
More options to stay with someone in night :)
hahaha....hey actualy human is a social being and and single being is not be good without partner.
Thank you :)
I can't think of any good reasons!!!!!
Single means - you are strong enough to wait for the right one...
Everyday you'll receive a joke from your classmates and suddenly you feel all attentions are on you....
let me COUNT the WAYS...aahhh...noone to report to, answer to, or b responsible for...do what i want, when i want, how i want, WENEVR i want...yeah BOYEEEEE!
there are pros and cons about both being in a relationship and single. I would like the idea of painting my living room walls red. I could eat whatever I like and I could eat it everyday if I chose to. I could go shopping and not have to hide the receipts for the new recliners & refrigerator in the game room/garage/man cave. I could leave the toilet seat in whatever position up or down, but I would miss that nagging after a while.
Decisions can be made without consulting anyone else.
Nobody f*** your brain!
Nowt! Hence the reason so many people are looking for love. (look at the success rates of dating sites).
this could take all day?! ;-)
You tell me what is good about being married first!