I thought about this. What if I went to each of the Presisdential Candidates town hall meetings and I introduced myself as:
1. I'm Padraig and I am a Super Solid Straight True God Fearing Patriot.
2. I'm Padraig and I am Androgyne/Ace.
3. I'm Padraig and I am a Horse's Patootie.
4. I'm Padraig and I am a Millionaire's son.
Which one of these do you think the Candidates would welcome me into their fold with?