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What's in your hamburger?

As we have established by now -- thanks to a very sophisticated and intelligent opposition that really focuses on what is relevant --- picking Dijon mustard over ketchup is not patriotic!

Who would think that my unsuspected grumpy old fart uncle - that hardly recognize that there is life outside America - is a dirty old elitist because he likes his burger swimming around that gay French yellow thing! You're busted old fart!

Now, I hate ketchup and my burger has mayo... I know, I must hate America too. If only I could show my love for my country by ordering Ketchup in my burger ~

And you, what's in your burger?

Posted 6 months ago

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Gay ketchup, gay cheese, straight lettuce, and sexually confused but nominally bisexual tomato.

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underconstruction	Posted May 13th, 2009 at 7:12PM So I am pleading the Fifth on this one , sorry, too risky . So , until Sean Hannity himself advises me on what to put on my hamburger I wont say a word. He is the only one who knows how to prepare a patriotic burger and I dont want to be labeled an elitist. In the meantime I´ll just eat celery, from Anne Coulter´s garden, of course. Rated: +4Vote for this!
failedexperiment	Posted May 13th, 2009 at 1:54AM Hopefully cow. Or maybe soy. Any other multi-legged animals that crawl in, I don't care to know about. Rated: +3Vote for this!
JADEDRUCKUS	Posted May 13th, 2009 at 1:15PM FIRST OF ALL BEFORE EVEN MAKING THE BURGERS INTO PATTIES I PUT WORCHESTIRE SAUCE, SEASONED SALT AND A LITTLE A1 AND MIX IT ALL UP..MAKE THE PATTIES..THROW THEM ON THE GRILL..WHEN DONE I PUT CHEESE, BBQ SAUCE, LETTUCE, TOMATO AND ONION ON IT AND I AM HAPPY AS A LARK!! AND TO DRINK A BUD ICE. Rated: +2Vote for this!
edgargeorge	Posted May 12th, 2009 at 9:51PM LOL! Well, I love gnarly American yellow mustard ALWAYS intead of Dijon, but that's just the Texan in me. But I cook with Dijon mustard all the time -- am I unpatriotic for doing so? Oh, no, the neighbors will shun me!!! LOL! Rated: +1Vote for this!
Maqi	Posted May 12th, 2009 at 9:53PM Tomato relish, camambert, red onion, crispy streaky bacon, baby spinach and honey chicken. DROOL!!!!! (but not in the burger) Rated: +1Vote for this!
PhysicalWreck	Posted May 12th, 2009 at 9:59PM cheese,mayo and tomato Rated: +1Vote for this!
PeedeeDog	Posted May 12th, 2009 at 10:01PM OH...Konrad! I love IT!! Rated: +1Vote for this!
MadamGypsy	Posted May 12th, 2009 at 10:01PM maqeurious's burger sounds fantastic, but my burger has ketchup, regualr yellow mustard, and mayo, lettuce, bacon, cheese, tomato, onion, relish, and pickle, all that dripping gooey greasy goodness running down my palm! yum! Rated: +1Vote for this!
OMGMeToo	Posted May 12th, 2009 at 11:23PM NO mustard, NO tomato, and GRILLED onions, if there must be any! Rated: +1Vote for this!
chancesbreathe	Posted May 12th, 2009 at 11:30PM Sometimes I add some butter into the meat before grilling. When it comes to setting up the burger, I like American Cheese, lettuce, pickles and ketchup. Salt and Pepper on the meat, of course. Rated: +1Vote for this!
mzdivine	Posted May 13th, 2009 at 12:49AM NOTHING GOOD! Rated: +1Vote for this!
paulinlv	Posted May 13th, 2009 at 2:55AM Cheese. Burger. Bun. Period. Rated: +1Vote for this!
21stCenturySchizo idMan	Posted May 13th, 2009 at 5:08AM an entire transmission from a 1972 Chevy Impala, ooooh, the tranny fluid is to die for! Rated: +1Vote for this!
amz10101	Posted May 13th, 2009 at 7:07AM what isn't in my burger?????.............. Rated: +1Vote for this!
priehl	Posted May 13th, 2009 at 1:21PM American cheese, slathered with mayo, dripping with ketchup, lettuce, and tomato. If I'm really lucky...a beef or buffalo patty marinated in Worcestershire sauce, barbequed over hickory, and buried under bacon, mushrooms, and melted Swiss cheese...hidden inside of a sesame seed bun! Mmmm... Rated: +1Vote for this!
craftingnut91	Posted May 13th, 2009 at 7:14PM OH LORD!!!! WHAT WILL BE NEXT!!!!!! SHUDDERS!!!!!! Rated: +1Vote for this!

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