A battery acid enema?

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hahahaha,

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These lines from a lovely song by Al Yankovich perfectly express how I feel. <br />
To the candidates:<br />
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♫ I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)<br />
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two<br />
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue<br />
Than spend one more minute with you<br />
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Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks<br />
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue<br />
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades<br />
Than spend one more minute with you<br />
<br />
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands<br />
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die...<br />
*Squeak!*<br />
Than spend one more minute with you

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Root canal work

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blue balls

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I was going too say pulling own teeth out with pliers.. but that seems better when I think about it now

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Watching Liverpool play

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Having my fingernails pulled out.

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Having your prostate exam filmed and streamed on You Tube.

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A bloody coup by a corrupt military.

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I actually enjoy watching paint dry, so I'd have to go with dental surgery without painkillers

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Listening to the losing side flip out for four years. Some are more justified than others, but they're all irritating after a while.

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Having surgery without anaesthesia??? Welll maybe not!!!

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Being forced to listen to the news reports, speeches, commercials and debates related to the election. lol

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everything Kardashian

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Divorce court.

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The TV show or the real thing"

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Real thing. :((

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2 Presidential Elections?

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Watching Man Utd.<br />
<br />
whaaaaat? <br />
<br />
:D

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Yellow card for you :)

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The inevitable inauguration.

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prostate exam

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from doctor hook

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Bicycling in Downing Street

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