A near-sighted gynecologist.
A southern woman with a shotgun & a bad attitude ;)
That's NOT scary.
A mechanic who remarks he needs to get money to pay rent (while I am waiting for my car to be repaired), true story and I didn't let him do the expensive option, which was about $500 more than the $17 option that worked.
Justin Beiber, stoned.
Wayne LaPierre with an open microphone