"What's your problem?" ;)
How much money do you make?
How about, do I have any bodily odors? Lol
okay, who's turn is it to do the dishes?
what's your REAL opinion on racial relations in america?
Not sure, but I know the "Why doesn't anyone like me?" and "Can you please check out my pictures and tell me how I look?" leave my eyes sore from rolling so hard.