Call your new lover by your old lovers name.
Ask to borrow a few dollars, lmao
Take time out for refreshments. Yawn. Change channels with the remote. Use a magnifying glass. Clean your toenails. Pick your nose. Play Xbox games. Snore when you fall asleep. Discuss the patterns on the ceiling. Ask, "Are we having fun yet?" Knit or darn socks. Ask, "Are you done?"
take a phone call, answer the door
Laugh at your partner
Make love without being in love.
Read an instruction book
from what I've learned by watching soap operas, it's answer the phone. Always from someone wanting to stop the relationship from developing into a serious one.
break up with them
"look how cute it is!"
Most important maybe don't fart that's just nasty
Ask to do something.
Believe their lies.
Never run to the computer to check EP during "the act".