Where can I get a good deal on some crack cocaine?
ask them if they have the munchies too then offer them a doughnut.
True, Miss Cheeky, very true..lol
How am I supposed tp drive when you keep taking my licence
can you smell bacon?
Just you watch. My wife is a lawyer and she's gonna get me off.
"Have we met'?
Can you hold my beer my registration is in the glovebox under my gun!
I DIDNT KNOW A PIG COULD BE A COP!!!????
Those handcuffs look like fun
if it's in the dictionary, don't say it. they'll find a way to charge you with it !!!
"Hey, let me buy you some donuts and a cup of coffee at the corner diner!"
I told one cop, "thanks" and he stalked me for miles because he tought I was acting smart with him.
i left my drivers license at home
hey do you smell donuts?
...oh damn that's it? I thought I was going faster. 3Rd times a charm right...
you came out of yo' mamma screamin like Aguilera and Celine Dion now go give a concert to some other neighborhood fool.
I haven't had any c#nts tonight drinkstable