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behemoth behemoth 18-21, F 23 Answers Jul 26, 2011

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The Truth.

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Where can I get a good deal on some crack cocaine?

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ask them if they have the munchies too then offer them a doughnut.

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True, Miss Cheeky, very true..lol

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How am I supposed tp drive when you keep taking my licence

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can you smell bacon?

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Just you watch. My wife is a lawyer and she's gonna get me off.

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"Have we met'?

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Can you hold my beer my registration is in the glovebox under my gun!

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I DIDNT KNOW A PIG COULD BE A COP!!!????

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Those handcuffs look like fun

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if it's in the dictionary, don't say it. they'll find a way to charge you with it !!!

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"Hey, let me buy you some donuts and a cup of coffee at the corner diner!"

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I told one cop, "thanks" and he stalked me for miles because he tought I was acting smart with him.

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i left my drivers license at home

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hey do you smell donuts?

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...oh damn that's it? I thought I was going faster. 3Rd times a charm right...

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you came out of yo' mamma screamin like Aguilera and Celine Dion now go give a concert to some other neighborhood fool.

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I was trying to beat you to the donut shop, *******

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I haven't had any c#nts tonight drinkstable

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